Saturday, December 23, 2006
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alright its twelve thirty..
just one more thing before i turn off the com..
the santa quiz!!
who created santa? santa is an imaginary guy..
why is santa fat? santa is fat because he needs tthe fats to survive through the north pole
why does he have a beard? he has a beard because he think its cool
is it snow or a real beard he have? i think the beard is a stick on.. not snow
why does santa wear red? santa wears red because he is gay.. or maybe not.. because most of the super heros have the col red in their suit.. take superman and spiderman for an example.. the incredibles too!
then does he have a pink underwear? i doubt he has pink underwear though..unless hez gay lor..or maybe..it could be a present from his wife or something
where does he get all his presents from? he gets his presents from... ah he just makes them..or maybe ... he robbs departmental shop
is he rich? i think santa is average in finance..but then again..he could have robbed banks..ya know.. robbin hood?
why is elf short? well elf is short because santa doesnt like anybody taller than him
does elf like green? im not too sure if he likes green.. but green isnt too bad lah..oh oh .. and it camouflouge the christmas tree
do people really give cookies to santa? im not too sure abt the cookie part..havent heard that before..well maybe its also imaginary
why must he go down by the roof? and maybe he goes down the roof to practise robbing banks
isnt he too fat to go down by the roof? yeah he is fat.. but he might have taken some lipo tablet just before he goes down to roof that will last for maybe a few minutes.. until he goes back to his usual fat size
why must he put the presents below not beside the tree? cos on the tree itself.. there might be too many deco.. so just put under lo..or maybe,,santa wants to hide the presents.. so that they'll have to find.. search for it?!
why must it be rudoplh? cannot dog or sheep or horse or sotong? oh and its rudoplh because..thats santa's favourate animal/ pet
is santa imaginary? and yeah i think he is imaginary
what if he exist? if he does exist.. then they would be no more poverty... i guess..
if i find him, will i be rich?! nah u wont be rich if u find him..he gives presents.. not money..
where does elf come from? elf is an imaginary dude too..
why must they be short? elf is an imaginary dude too..man i told u why they were short..were'nt you listening?or watching??
why must it be elf? cannot be maid? santa thinks 'maid' is abit too harsh.. so he thought elf would be much better
why must gingerbread man be ginger? garlic bread nicer right? santa loves ginger..its good for the body too i guess
why must it be snow man? cannot be snow woman? its easier to make man then woman.. cos for woman u need a wig.. and for man..it cld be bald
why must have it have round head & body? cannot be square? because so is santa's belly…
why does it have carrot for its nose? so pointe. cos carrots are gd for health
why must snow man be naked? some snowman have a scarf
does santa really use one year to make presents? yupp he takes a year..
if he got elf, why take one year? cos maybe his elfs are mostly retired.. so there is a slower pace of making the presents
why must santa live in the north pole? not the south pole? or america? he lives in the north pole because.. maybe he just doesnt like the way they live in other places there
& thats allhaha.. no offence to ppl who believe in santa..
thanks carissa lol ..
alright mommy is tellin me to off the com..
`good day!
